tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916222985378902903.post1497123274509285545..comments2013-01-26T12:03:57.781-08:00Comments on Mr. Rottens Neighborhood: What???? Pictures of me on the net? You don't say.JohnieRottenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09556383138019987399noreply@blogger.comBlogger73125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916222985378902903.post-41842282168080470182009-07-27T13:29:39.782-07:002009-07-27T13:29:39.782-07:00A lot of us miss the FHOTD comments, equus!! A lit...A lot of us miss the FHOTD comments, equus!! A little birdie has told folks that they will come back, just be patient. :)SFTShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14155830531219245152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916222985378902903.post-84694665391353702072009-07-27T12:10:18.457-07:002009-07-27T12:10:18.457-07:00ring artesian, call-girl here. too funny.
does an...ring artesian, call-girl here. too funny.<br /><br />does anyone else miss the comments on fhotd? i am so sad that they have been closed down. it was a great way to 'meet' my cyber-horse buddies. i see alot of them are here already. *waving*<br /><br />my most embarrasing moment is not horse-related. i was pulling my speedboat out of the water and had to crank the handle on the pulley really hard to get it the last few feet onto the trailer. i was wearing a bikini with thin straps and from the muscle power (i was in really good shape) both straps popped and my top dropped down exposing both boobages. what could i do??? drop my boat back in the water? nope, just acted like nothing was wrong and continued cranking the last few feet. then i pulled up the top and looked around. there must have been half dozen men standing around with their mouths hanging open. i just smiled and waved.equushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08222942577935781347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916222985378902903.post-45603103024896772732009-07-23T09:24:48.424-07:002009-07-23T09:24:48.424-07:00And my porn name -- Koko Chaucer.
Most embarrassi...And my porn name -- Koko Chaucer.<br /><br />Most embarrassing moment... Rented the upstairs of a house. I used to run around naked because there was no house behind us, the house next door was vacant. I ran from the shower into my bedroom to get dressed, and I hear hoots and hollers. Turns out they were finally rehabbing the vacant house, and a half dozen construction guys were on the upper-level porch and had a perfect view.<br /><br />I dropped to the ground like I had been shot through the forehead. Crawled out the bedroom ....KThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01922111866154597984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916222985378902903.post-6519933405090193302009-07-21T14:20:02.904-07:002009-07-21T14:20:02.904-07:00Precious Boston wouldn't be such a bad name--
...Precious Boston wouldn't be such a bad name--<br /><br />Worst Moment: Getting set to do first "run-in" when going for Rodeo Queen, had green horse and used fellas on each side of me with their horses to get mine going...we were really going well then one horse cuts in front of mine so my gal stopped--I did not! I then am zipping around in my cute black and pink digs trying to catch said green horse--she's prancing and snorting and loving it. Thankfully it is on Beta Video, probably will never be seen again.backinthesaddlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15106071152141674550noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916222985378902903.post-42408480385368966402009-07-21T12:59:47.272-07:002009-07-21T12:59:47.272-07:00CNJ: Ouch, never could ride without the "ove...CNJ: Ouch, never could ride without the "over-the-shoulder-boulder holder" firmly in place!<br /><br />My name would be Nicki Crosby. Sounds like a good name for a sing-a-long special with the rest of the Crosby clan to me? I'm sure someone on here is old enough to remember those?<br /><br />Most embarrassing moment was when the police showed up at my door at 6:00 AM and said they had a report of someone nude standing in the window. I had just gotten out of bed so explained that it must have been my husband (ex-husband since then, for other reasons). I had previously asked him NOT to stand in front of the window in the buff, but he swore that nobody could see him. I guess I was right and he was wrong. Of course, I knew that without the police having to show up and tell me....GAH!Drillriderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07237598511944008927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916222985378902903.post-65272780076625848322009-07-20T20:22:29.092-07:002009-07-20T20:22:29.092-07:00Tigger Keokuk, here.
I was doing a reading/signin...Tigger Keokuk, here.<br /><br />I was doing a reading/signing at a bookstore in Portland and they kindly brought out a tall chair so I could sit while I read and still use their (tall) podium. So I hitched my rump on the chair and it skittered away leaving me flat on my back on the floor in front of a hundred + people I didn't know. I wasn't hurt so I laughed -- finished the reading and have been forever grateful that You-tube had not yet reached it's current popularity.<br /><br /><br />On horseback -- I was in a hunter/hack class riding a friend's horse (who was swayback -- though you couldn't see it under saddle). The sway made the saddle settle back as you rode so her cinch loosened a bit. The horse in front of us dodged suddenly toward the center ring and the mare I was riding had to do some quick-maneuvering to avoid it. Yep. Saddle fell off and took me with it. I laughed, waved and ran out of the ring with her. It was laugh or cry and crying would have been even more humiliating.paperbackwriterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02033684447995604319noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916222985378902903.post-72650787832313100732009-07-20T16:31:17.878-07:002009-07-20T16:31:17.878-07:00Sassy Hilltop here lol
Picture it Halloween 2007 I...Sassy Hilltop here lol<br />Picture it Halloween 2007 I'm dressed for a party in my Superwoman outfit complete with cape and boots. Red and blue ,Big S the whole nine yards. We have to stop to pick up something at Kmart. Superwoman spots an out of control shopping cart heading towards a car. She jumps out of the truck and rushes to stop it only to have someone casually reach out with one finger to stop it with a smug look on his face he says" I got this one Superwoman" The onlookers burst into laughter and a couple of the teens smoking out front start chanting Supergirl Supergirl . Umm yeah that was bad enough I look over and my then boyfriend is doubled over in tears laughing . Ah well since I have no pride I posed in my best chest out fists on hip Superwoman pose and said "Citizens have no fear Superwoman will keep your cars free from dings" <br />My so called friends at worked somehow got the surveillence video . Not telling you guys where it is though.sassysmomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16455231563980603789noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916222985378902903.post-35354903891020424352009-07-20T09:43:40.218-07:002009-07-20T09:43:40.218-07:00Coco Campbell is my stripper name. hee hee
Haven&...Coco Campbell is my stripper name. hee hee<br /><br />Haven't read through all the comments yet but wanted to put in my most embarrassing moment.. <br /><br />Ex-hubbie's new girlfriend (who also happens to be psycho) moves in with him in our old house. Finds "pictures" of me that he had hidden well, but I did mention she was psycho. Calls me and tells me she found the pictures. Yes. She did. Offered to bring them to me even, wasn't that thoughtful (aka psycho) of her?<br /><br />Of course, this was before anyone had ever thought of the internet, so I said politely (OMG I was completely mortified) that she should just discard them and hung up. SOOOOOO.... while I've not been splayed about the internet YET.. I'm not sure that it will never happen.<br /><br />JR, I love your blog! Idecided to start my 3 yr old Georgian Grande myself, and I rode her for the first time this weekend! Although I started horses in my youth, it's been 15 years and a couple of bad horse wrecks since I've done it.. and it's great to read your posts to help remind and educate this older, wiser, but much more wary rider!<br /><br />Haven't read the comments on FHOTD recently, I must have missed some humdingers!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916222985378902903.post-11748904902568891932009-07-20T08:21:34.522-07:002009-07-20T08:21:34.522-07:00I guess I'd be Abby Carpenter. Not bad, really...I guess I'd be Abby Carpenter. Not bad, really. <br /><br />My friends and I used to like to go to the mall and flirt with boys. One time there was a cute boy gawking at us who walked into a pole. We laughed, incredibly flattered, but he was so embarrassed he got rude and called up "stupid bitches" and ran off. Oh well.<br /><br />Another time (12 years or so ago) a ditsy friend and I were at the beach. We met these two guys who were model-hot. We went swimming with them. They had rather strong southern accents (NC), and being from CT my friend goes "You guys talk like Forrest Gump." She MEANT that they had strong accents to her, and not that they sounded mentally disabled. I wanted to drown. <br /><br />Horsewise: My denim life-cycle goes: Good jeans, work jeans, barn jeans, painting/chore jeans. Being female, I like jeans with a little stretch to them, in the thinner fabric. They're more comfortable. They also aren't as durable. I'm shorter, and my horse isn't too short himself, so generally I use a mounting block/rail/table/whatev for a boost. I can mount from the ground, and as I did one -4 evening a loud rrrip and I split my pants down the left thigh where they had gotten too thin. I rode with my cold butt because I really wanted to ride! Thankfully it was evening and nobody else was there.HorseNoobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00505105061394446810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916222985378902903.post-67607171141008705572009-07-19T21:43:58.621-07:002009-07-19T21:43:58.621-07:00When I was 16 years old there was a girl that I re...When I was 16 years old there was a girl that I really wanted to go out with. She to Jumping lessons at the facility next door to the place that I kept my buckskin mare.<br /><br />I actually went over there and took a few lessons so I could meet her.<br /><br />When I finally asked her out on a date we went to dinner and then went to a party and we were going to go to a movie later.<br /><br />I was sitting on a fence next to her talking and just having a great time. Then came to time to go to the movie and I wanted to show off to this girl by jumping off of the 8 foot fecne we were sitting on. When I jumped off, my backpocket caught on a piece of metal that was sticking up and ripped my pants and clean off of me.<br /><br />I was mortified and she was laughing her ass off. <br /><br />She did go out with me again though!JohnieRottenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09556383138019987399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916222985378902903.post-69754094639593981422009-07-19T19:22:24.339-07:002009-07-19T19:22:24.339-07:00Hi all - I'm Sally Otter...not as catchy for m...Hi all - I'm Sally Otter...not as catchy for my pornstar name.<br /><br />Most embarrassing moment...hmmm there are so many...<br /><br />Getting on a horse in front of some cowboys and farting on the way up. There was no mistaking.<br /><br />Waving at a boy I liked in highschool and tripping and falling immediately after he waved back.<br /><br />Wearing dark colored sun dress that I thought didn't need a slip that DID need a slip.<br /><br />Leaving my books on top of my car, driving away and going back to retrieve them out of traffic.<br /><br />Breaking my bra whilst riding and having to call back to the ranch for someone to get me another. <br /><br />Keeping a journal as a tween, a frenemy finding it and showing it to everyone.<br /><br />I could go on and on...nothing on the net about me though. Well, except for now.EveryoneThinksThey'reGoodDrivershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12942588333982718335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916222985378902903.post-34100330466766671412009-07-19T16:04:15.917-07:002009-07-19T16:04:15.917-07:00Here's mine- porn name Punkin Aspen. Punkin w...Here's mine- porn name Punkin Aspen. Punkin was My first dog. Otherwise it's King Tut Aspen. That one soundes royal doesn't it?<br /><br />Embarrassing stuff? Well there are/were the nekkid pics in Ohio, but I had a helluva bod then. Plus I was young and dumb so big deal. <br /><br />Otherwise, there was the time I thought I would ride my gelding wearing my bikini top. Tube top style, sans the detachable string to keep it up. At least I was smart enough to wear a t-shirt over it. Good thing too, because after a few brief strides of anything faster than a walk and it was down around my waist! Nothing to restrain 'the girls' as we made our was around the arena and slowed to a walk. The ride that day was rather short.Cut-N-Jumphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03603347619547454296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916222985378902903.post-68548175288504839172009-07-19T16:02:35.845-07:002009-07-19T16:02:35.845-07:00I have been lurking on FHOTD for a year now.....an...I have been lurking on FHOTD for a year now.....and have visited here a couple of times......I'll come to the next party! :DEnchantedbroohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12527464136392539899noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916222985378902903.post-67952217230403272792009-07-19T08:10:47.791-07:002009-07-19T08:10:47.791-07:00Ooooh "internet ninja". Good one! I like...Ooooh "internet ninja". Good one! I like it. Something I am definitely NOT. ;)<br /><br />Okay, I had an embarrassing moment last night. Hubby (I am calling him Time Bandit, or TB, from now on, in loving dedication to his motorcycle, LOL) decided he wanted to order a pizza for dinner. Cool, sounds good. I head over to the local pizza house to pick it up ~ no delivery out here in the boonies ~ and all went just fine until I stepped off the sidewalk, holding the pizza in front of me, failing to notice the parking stop just beyond it. Whoops. Face plant in front of everyone! Red faced, I climbed into the truck not even bothering to peek at how badly I destroyed the pizza and got the heck outta there. Go ahead, laugh. :P Hubby sure did! At least the pizza still tasted the same...SFTShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14155830531219245152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916222985378902903.post-87088265225631916142009-07-19T07:45:55.966-07:002009-07-19T07:45:55.966-07:00Okay, using the formula to create a porn star name...Okay, using the formula to create a porn star name from the comments, I'd like to introduce myself as Chi-Chi West Rogue. <br /><br />As to whether there's anything out there on the WWW about me, I can't imagine anything I've done that would be that entertaining to toss on the net. I haven't seen myself as the anonymous subject of any LOLpix or viral forwards. Hell, my own blog bores me sometimes! <br /><br />I guess I just don't have that speshul quality needed to be an internet sensation. But it's cool to be an internet ninja, lurking just outside the realm of discovery.SolitaireMarehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05573053727692879169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916222985378902903.post-29291424544336788982009-07-19T02:16:25.683-07:002009-07-19T02:16:25.683-07:00Right on yeah, by those criteria I have the perfec...Right on yeah, by those criteria I have the perfect porn star name, just the right mixture of trash + fake class---Call me Kitty Gainsborough!<br />SFTS, if you recall, the people who faulted you for giving training advice on whatever blog, were, how should I put it tactfully, "all of a piece." Have to congratulate you for doing a lot better than me lately, when it comes to that issue. Now going to check out your blog--thanks.littledoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15246918889252942468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916222985378902903.post-28754569174540868162009-07-18T21:53:22.262-07:002009-07-18T21:53:22.262-07:00Porn name huh? I think according to some I already...Porn name huh? I think according to some I already have one. Doesn't Brandi qualify for a porn or stripper name?? <br /><br />I do have good news though!! We bought a house!!! 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, a huge deck, a pool, a pond, and four lovely glorious acres!!!<br /><br />Hey CNJ-the little rugrat will be a year old Aug 9th!! It flew right by. I'm almost a little sad. I bet you and JR's twins are growing up fast too. We'll be having a B-day party at the new house, so much fun!rosesr4evrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15603995174237814163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916222985378902903.post-71351127273343615042009-07-18T20:51:52.422-07:002009-07-18T20:51:52.422-07:00Oh, yeah and when she 'didn't get the joke...Oh, yeah and when she 'didn't get the joke' I'd try and explain it to her. Brilliant, don't you think.horspoorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12838010404746375255noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916222985378902903.post-80688666095829458052009-07-18T20:50:17.359-07:002009-07-18T20:50:17.359-07:00I don't think there is anything on the interne...I don't think there is anything on the internet about me. I tend to embarrass myself just fine in real life. Open mouth, insert foot...not a problem for me at all. <br /><br />When I was young, I was in the Sultana Bar in Williams. It is when the Billy Jean King jokes were making the rounds. So, I'm telling a woman aquaintance these jokes. She keeps looking at me totally non-plused, and saying things like, "yeah, I don't get it." <br /><br />My friend, the bartender keeps looking at me and making motions for me to "SHUT UP". In my 19 year old sophistication, I wave him off and ignore him. <br /><br />After awhile the woman gets up to go to the bathroom. Bill says, "You moron, Alice goes both ways." Thank goodness the woman knew me, and knew I was stupid not biased. lolhorspoorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12838010404746375255noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916222985378902903.post-45182352950243686812009-07-18T19:03:03.464-07:002009-07-18T19:03:03.464-07:00I've got nothing...as far as I know, nothing o...I've got nothing...as far as I know, nothing on the 'net about me.BuckdOffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09079881770144419249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916222985378902903.post-13370924486129226442009-07-18T18:36:27.117-07:002009-07-18T18:36:27.117-07:00Oh, I feel humiliated just posting this;)
I post a...Oh, I feel humiliated just posting this;)<br />I post all my humiliating stuff.<br />Easier to remember.<br /><br />I try to park my hubris, now.<br /><br />Lada Douglas.<br /><br />(porn star)<br />hmmm, sounds kinda kicky.<br />Bitzy Ditch out.GoLightlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18283690734019490983noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916222985378902903.post-47612795198402060102009-07-18T13:15:03.289-07:002009-07-18T13:15:03.289-07:00Btw JR, we are still waiting for you and CnJ to sh...Btw JR, we are still waiting for you and CnJ to show us yours...you said so. :PSFTShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14155830531219245152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916222985378902903.post-13159710286580126802009-07-18T12:13:10.710-07:002009-07-18T12:13:10.710-07:00As far as embarassing moments:
Had the usual, toi...As far as embarassing moments:<br /><br />Had the usual, toilet paper on the shoe, skirt in the back of the panty hose when coming out of the bathroom, zipper undone, broccoli in the teeth, bat in the cave. <br /><br />I used to be so embarassed, but did learn to laugh about that kind of thing as I got older. I find if you laugh about it, people laugh with you, not at you.CharlesCityCathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06322605385748323962noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916222985378902903.post-16053516915089828422009-07-18T09:40:13.895-07:002009-07-18T09:40:13.895-07:00Oh, I've had lots of humiliating moments.
Whe...Oh, I've had lots of humiliating moments.<br /><br />When I got my first horse, our first ride at our new barn, and the little twit bucked me off in front of EVERYONE, then refused to be caught for 1/2 hour. We went on a three hour trail ride after that, then I went to the emergency room where I got told I'd torn all the cartiledge in my knee. <br /><br /><br />Or my first agility trial with my boxer, who decided the that tunnels were a great deal of fun, and just kept running tunnel to tunnel in our class. I couldn't stop him. The crowd laughing didn't help, he was a ham. The judge, who had tears in her eyes from laughing, finally caught him. I just wanted to crawl in one of those tunnels and die. I have since learned humility in the agility ring, and no longer get embaressed when my boxer does stupid stuff out there, because he's a boxer, and that is what they do. Anyone who owns one understands that.<br /><br />At a horse show, taking off my horses bridle, something spooked him and he jumped and got loose. Promptly headed down the road towards home. He was an endurance horse, and very fit, so I was kind of worried he'd actually head home down the busy freeway. When the kind person in their truck came by, I grabbed his halter, a bucket of feed, and jumped on the tailgate of their truck. When I hopped off to get Alpine, my jeans snagged on the tailgate and tore from my back pocket down to my knees. Lovely. I rode the rest of the day with safety pins in my jeans. Luckily no one could see it when I was in the saddle....<br /><br />I could go on, but I think that's enough for today....Julihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13658636266120304775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916222985378902903.post-38504505220167593062009-07-18T09:05:23.894-07:002009-07-18T09:05:23.894-07:00Okay........I did it. I created a blog. Hopefully ...Okay........I did it. I created a blog. Hopefully I won't say something to the effect of "I created a monster!" in the upcoming days, weeks, months. LOL!<br /><br />http://laying-the-foundation.blogspot.com<br /><br />Be kind and gentle. Please. ;)SFTShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14155830531219245152noreply@blogger.com